Man's best friend

This is my dog. Lest you misunderstand, she is the best dog ever. Best Ever. I will fight anyone who says anything to the contrary. Her name is Maggie, and she is a little over 1 1/2 years old. Despite the fact that I feed her a ridiculous amount of food, she is really nothing but bone and muscle. Vet says she is just " active ". She even used the Air Quotes when she said it.
I think I will turn this into a series of blog posts, i.e. "this is my house", "this is my car", "this is my special medication for treating the voices in my head that tell me I'm really Czar Nicholas", "this is my bike". Let me know if you think I should follow that up.